BIG ASS LUMP OF COAL BIG ASS BRICK OF SOAP BY DUKE CANNON

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. The perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.

Product Details

• Made in the USA by humans, not elves
• At 10 oz., it's 2-3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
• Triple milled for superior quality
• A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
• This is a super cute gift for guys
• May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
• Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
• A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military
• Size: 10 oz.

Ingredients

• Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Activated Charcoal, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract. *Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil